Post by TomLine on Oct 30, 2016 18:11:13 GMT -5
COUNTRY JUKEBOX
by Tom Lineaweaver
by Tom Lineaweaver
Are you tired of that un-country Country stations today are playing? Well, I have a suggestion.
Install a jukebox into your home, then don't rock it...
As Alan suggested, make sure there's Jones on your jukebox...
Hey Razzy, ever think of putting a jukebox in your home...
Hey waitress, bring me some coffee, and I'll put a gold bar in the jukebox (adjusted for inflation) and play the Truck Drivin' Man...
Whatever you do, never play A-11...
Saturday night is a great night for the jukebox...
Who knows, you might just win the Wurlitzer prize...
Margo Smith will be on my Country jukebox...
Definitely want this Jones on the Country jukebox...
Should anyone ask why is that jukebox in your home, just say it's your brother...
Maybe have swinging doors going into the jukebox room...
As Alan suggested, make sure there's Jones on your jukebox...
Hey Razzy, ever think of putting a jukebox in your home...
Hey waitress, bring me some coffee, and I'll put a gold bar in the jukebox (adjusted for inflation) and play the Truck Drivin' Man...
Whatever you do, never play A-11...
Saturday night is a great night for the jukebox...
Who knows, you might just win the Wurlitzer prize...
Margo Smith will be on my Country jukebox...
Definitely want this Jones on the Country jukebox...
Should anyone ask why is that jukebox in your home, just say it's your brother...
Maybe have swinging doors going into the jukebox room...
NO ROCK ON THIS JUKEBOX